"Tell me now, Perseus, which of these two sorts of men seem to you more blessed?" My name is Andrew and I do my best to be as well rounded as possible. Everything in moderation. I believe life is meant to be full of twists and turns, the one that goes smoothly may as well not have gone at all. If I had one word to describe myself: Loyal.
  1. The Money Maker

21st May 2013

Question

hollispaige asked: If it makes you feel better you were NOT the only one at the SE regionals drinking! Lol, I felt as though I was the only one drinking around 10am saturday, too. haha(:

Well it’s good to know we weren’t the only ones haha.  To be fair I only bought one beer there before my friend and I decided $6 was entirely too much to pay and found a nice bar overlooking the shopping center across the street.  Plus they had early happy hour! Score!

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20th May 2013

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girouxissexy2898:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

MOST WELL BEHAVED POULTRY

girouxissexy2898:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

MOST WELL BEHAVED POULTRY

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20th May 2013

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dennys:

AMERICA!!
Get ready Tumblr! *drum roll* Say hello to, Red White And Blue Plate Specials! http://dennysd.in/RWBPLATE

dennys:

AMERICA!!

Get ready Tumblr! *drum roll* Say hello to, Red White And Blue Plate Specials! http://dennysd.in/RWBPLATE

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20th May 2013

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20th May 2013

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

 

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20th May 2013

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theeletterj:

Umm, here’s a stupid doodle of a silly idea i had. Dick Grayson has always been one of my favorite comic book characters. I don’t know.

theeletterj:

Umm, here’s a stupid doodle of a silly idea i had. Dick Grayson has always been one of my favorite comic book characters. I don’t know.

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20th May 2013

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twerkingcat:

fourlesbianssuited:

thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

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20th May 2013

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momentum-extension:

Before you make an important or potentially life changing decision, always eat, then masturbate.

Don’t let being horngry cloud your judgement.

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20th May 2013

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scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

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20th May 2013

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20th May 2013

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20th May 2013

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betype:

Star Wars Quotes

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20th May 2013

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dennys:

America’s Diner 

dennys:

America’s Diner 

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19th May 2013

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19th May 2013

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